Glorious morning gorgeous
ladies, it’s such a pleasure to be back here today. I trust we’re all putting
our glam on (don’t know about you but I’m sure working on my dishonorable
quirks *poker-face*). So, I’ve had a pretty interesting week carrying out a
statistical study on the fashion trends that seem popularly offensive to the human
eyes.
Oh yes! There is an incredible number of misguided “baff-up” that we may
or not be guilty of but whichever side of the line you might fall, just indulge
me for a few minutes okay!
A whole lot of
attention-grabbing things were said in response to my survey question and as
you would rightfully predict, the guys had more than enough to say regarding this
topic. Nonetheless I am just going to streamline the opinions into ten salient
points.
1) Excessive exposure of the cleavage is a No-No. Fashion
should be about imagination, I beseech you not to give it all away in a short
glimpse, Tame the ladies, you don’t have to flaunt them as a prove of possession.
Just tuck them in.
2) Outrageously full/long/colored hair extensions make
you look like a witch (this was straight outta a guy’s mouth by the way,
personally I don’t even know what a witch looks like lol). Moderation is key.
3) Too much of everything is bad and that also applies
to accessorizing, keep it simple there’s absolutely no need to put on everything
in your jewelry chest at a go (tomorrow is another day right).
4) Please let’s stop wearing leggings as trousers,
whether it’s made of spandex, nylon, polyester or silk ensure to have it
partially or fully covered by an outer garment.
5) Would you honestly like to stare at your butt-crack (I
know the answer is no) so why subject other people to that? Wearing ill-fitting
trousers and then letting it sag is just vulgar.
6) There’s certainly nothing sexy about camel toes, flee
from any piece of clothing that will expose the outline of your labia majora.
7) Go easy on the eye shadows. Rainbows are undoubtedly
beautiful but your eyelid is not a canvas for sampling all colors available for
painting. The shades should always blend with the outfit and event.
8) Well-manicured nails are lovely just don’t make them
too long, too sharp or too curved cause then it starts to resemble animal claws.
9) Extremely long eyelashes have got to GO. It makes you
look like you’re having a tough time opening your eyes plus its super creepy,
not to mention some of them look like they were made to trap flying bugs.
10) Micro-mini skirts and shorts should be reserved for
those girls who are endowed with what it takes to pull it off. Better still
wear them at home and save the public the horrific scenes.
That’s basically the summary
of my investigation. If you’re not guilty of any of the charges, still be mindful
lest you fall and if there’s a thing or two that needs tweaking then I
earnestly appeal to your good nature to make adjustments where necessary in
order to improve on your beautiful self.
Remain Fab!
By Panam Garba.
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